source# Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
# Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
# If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
# Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
# Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
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