Shawn Croft
You look into her eyes and feel your heartbeat accelerate. A couple more stares and you finally start approaching to embrace her. You are nervous, she is eager. Your lips lock, and you feel your heart free fall. Suddenly, she stops -- you wonder why? Is it your breath? Say it ain't so. What if you were too aggressive? Here are the Top 10 Signs that your kissing technique needs some fine-tuning.
10. She slipped the tongue once, but never again
She gave up a hot, passionate kiss once before, but for some reason, she's hesitant to try it again. Why? Well, it could be because you were fumbling around in her mouth like an eager beaver. Next time, don't start salivating the second her lips part, she may just want to say "good night."
9. She goes for other parts
If she likes you, but opts to avoid your mouth and heads for other body parts instead, then your bad kissing techniques could work in your favor. Chances are that she'll go for your neck too. This could be quite good after all.
8. "I have to wake up early in the morning"
She happens to be passionate most of the time, but she seems repeatedly hesitant to make out with you at night, opting to crash instead.
7. She never initiates kissing
No matter how shy, women love to get intimate with the ones they love. If your woman never initiates the kissing, it could be because she knows that her tonsils might get a beating.
6. She ain't no Sleeping Beauty
She kissed you once. But since then, she yawns in your face each time you approach her for an embrace. Fear not, if she is sleepy enough, you can always head out for someone else to practice with.
5. Chew the lip?
Some girls really like it when you gently bite their lips. But if you notice that suddenly her lips rival Angelina Jolie's, chances are that she won't be so keen about making out with you anytime soon.
4. She decides you should be friends; after the first kiss
Perhaps there are other reasons, but chances are that your embrace turned out to be the kiss of death for your ripe relationship. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
3. She never compliments you
Okay, we know that women need to be reassured that they are great kissers and lovers. Men are the same; if she never says, "I love kissing you," then there is a chance that she thinks you're bland.
2. She stuffs gum in your mouth every time you breathe
Admittedly, this is more of a sign that she thinks your breath makes chronic halitosis smell like a rose garden. But the end result is the same; you'll end up with no love as she'll never mention that she "loves how you taste."
1. You see her kissing someone else
That should be the greatest hint that she doesn't dig your style. No sweat, if you have a mean streak, just try to pick up her sister or best friend once you've managed to perfect your lip lock, and she will regret kissing someone else and making you look foolish.
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